Goblin Cake (Zeke)

Ingredients:
60g of dog tears
A handful of dinosaur flesh
1 teaspoon of gunpowder
1 teaspoon of pig blood
3 human hearts
9ml of duck brain juice

Method

1.First, pour the dog tears into a bowl.

2.Next, chop up the dinosaur flesh into 6 even pieces.

3.then mix the dog tears with the dinosaur flesh until it starts to look like cow poo.

4.carefully add the gunpowder to the bowl.

5.After that, pour the pig blood with it.

6.Wrap up with glad wrap and set on the bench to settle.

7.Get your 3 human hearts and chop up to little pieces, squish them to a meat ball then roll it to a pancake with a rolling pin.

8.Once done, get the brain juice and pour into a cake tray then ad all the ingredients together and put in the oven for 20min.

9.Finally take out and we hope you enjoy

Goes well with strawberry ice-cream!